iulilv ([info]sira) wrote,
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Entry tags:fic, lulz, meme

☆ the rape my childhood kink meme ☆

"Rape my childhood? What the fuck does that even mean?"

Exactly what that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach is telling you it does. Remember those cartoons you sat in front of the TV and watched obsessively after school every day? What about those action figures you just had to get in your McDonald's Happy Meal? If you have a sentimental connection to something you lived by as a kid and can't help but have a burning curiosity about what it would be like to read about your favourite childhood heroes and role models getting it on with handcuffs and mud, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. Anything goes, whether it's Nickelodeon, Disney, Pixar, Nintendo, Sesame Street, even commercials -- and crossovers, of course, are highly encouraged. Get creative! Aim to painfully destroy parts of your brain you never knew you had! Remember the lube!
HOW TO PLAY
★ Leave an ANONYMOUS comment with the fandom(s), characters involved, and kink or prompt (handy list here). To save headaches, one request per comment, please. There is absolutely no limit on how many requests you can make.

★ When you see a request that inspires you, write it!

★ EDIT: I'd like to remind all anons that what may not be traumatizing for you is probably traumatizing for the requester. If you'd like, you can link to existing smut for a pairing or fandom that already has a lot of it, but remember the main point of this meme: more porn. Thanks, guys. Try not to wank, yeah?

★ Fanart and sketches are also acceptable, and requests are not limited to one response each.

★ The kink meme master list can be found here!

★ Pimp it? ♥



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[info]sira
2008-07-17 01:07 am UTC (link)
Questions and comments about the meme itself go here!

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[info]abrogate_nadir
2008-07-17 01:27 am UTC (link)
I'll pimp it, for sure!

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 01:13 am UTC (link)
The Muppets
Kermit and Miss Piggy's anything-but-boring marital sex.



oh, anonymous...

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 01:18 am UTC (link)
OMG this is the best kink meme ever created. Ahem. Let's see now...

Cinderella/Belle, bondage (handcuffs, maybe?), body swap (optional), cunnilingus.

I know I'm going to regret this, but oh well.

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Ribbons, pt. 1
(Anonymous)
2008-07-22 10:38 pm UTC (link)
"Be quiet," Ella tells her, and the implacable tone of her voice makes Belle shiver. Or maybe it's the chill of the air that's hardening her nipples and raising goosebumps her arms. She is kneeling naked on the cold stone of the castle floor, and though there is a blazing fire, she isn't close enough to feel its heat on her face.

"I'm being quiet," Belle says under her breath. Ella tangles a hand in her hair and pulls her head back hard, making Belle sway and throw out her hands for balance.

"Quieter," she says. "You wouldn't want anyone to hear you."

Belle can hear the distant sounds of people laughing and talking, and the steps of party guests going up and down the corridor. They probably won't open a closed door, not a closed door that leads to the princess's private sitting room. The door is probably locked, but she doesn't know for sure that it is. She tenses at the sound of more footsteps and bites her lip to be very quiet indeed.

Her dress is piled in a heap on the floor by the fire. She's afraid it may be the worse for wear -- Ella was impatient with her fumbling with buttons, and wasn't very gentle in taking it off her. But afterwards there will be solicitude and Ella's warm fingers doing the buttons up again and, if necessary, a maid with needle and thread who won't look either of them in the eye. Afterwards they are something like friends.

Here and now, the lady holding her head painfully back and tracing the curve of her bare neck with her sharp fingernail is not her friend. Belle can't help shuddering again as the sharp edge of her nail traces the round curve of her breast and finds her nipple, her hands opening and closing on air.

"I can't ..." she whispers.

"You will," Ella says, and she isn't sure if that's a promise or a threat. There's a rustling of cloth and a sound like something tearing, and then Ella pulls her hands behind her and begins wrapping something silken tight around her wrists. There were ribbons on her dress, Belle remembers, pretty girlish ribbons that made her look still very young when she danced with her husband.

Here and now, she ties Belle's wrists behind her, tightly enough that the only way Belle can ease the pressure is to arch her hips and thrust her breasts forward, the way Ella wants her to. She spreads her knees a little, trying to find comfort on the hard floor, although she knows that shows the soft curls that hide her most secret parts.

Ella steps around her, her soft skirts brushing Belle's naked thigh, and takes Belle's chin in her hand to tilt it up. Her other hand traces the line of Belle's collarbone, her fingers resting against the curve of her neck where her pulse beats.

It feels like the memory of hard claws under her fingers, of sharp teeth just grazing her neck. He is careful now that they can make love, conscious of the strength of his square hands, pulling her down on top of him rather than crushing her under his weight. He is a strong man and he makes her heart pound for him, but it doesn't feel dangerous any more.

She isn't sure he'd understand how she can find that danger at the hands of a delicately-boned lady in her silk gown, but then he's never knelt at Ella's feet.

"You will," Ella says. "Anything I want. And you won't make a sound." She pulls one last ribbon from her hair, sending her golden curls tumbling down her back, and wraps it around Belle's throat. Belle can't help thinking about being held by an enormous paw. It's not wrapped so tight she can't breathe, and yet her breath comes as a ragged gasp.

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OP - (Anonymous), 2008-07-23 01:55 pm UTC (Expand)
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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 01:41 am UTC (link)
NINJA TURTLES/MY LITTLE PONIES.

BUKKAKE.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 04:16 am UTC (link)
SECONDED LIKE A MOFO LOL

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 01:42 am UTC (link)
Super Mario Brothers, Mario/Princess Peach, sex in a dungeon

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 04:15 pm UTC (link)
The Princess weakly opened her eyes and to her dismay, she was where she had been every other day for weeks on end. A dimly lit dungeon in another one of Bowser's castles. Her cell was small and poorly ventilated, and when daylight shone in in the morning, she could see just how much dust was lingering in the air.

She sighed and approached the barred windows at the back of the cell wall. It was another beautiful day outside. By her guess, it was late afternoon. She sighed behind her gag--a measure applied when she had been too vehement in her disgust of Bowser earlier in the day. The cloth packing was stuffed tightly in her mouth, soaked by saliva and held firmly in place by another piece of cloth tied around her head. Behind her back, the Princess tugged at her wrists. The rope held firmly.

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to see Bowser again. Maybe he would free her from her bondage. How sad that she was starting to see the freedom to wander in a giant cage as freedom at all.

Suddenly the set of steel double doors flew open at the other end of the hall. Peach spun around quickly, thinking it was Bowser again--she'd learned not to hope for Mario. Not when there were so many fake castles and Princesses acting as decoys.

But it was him.

Mario huffed ragged breaths. The short plumber was hunged low, practically dragging his knuckles along the stone floor. His clothes were torn and whole parts of his body charred, but to her, he'd never looked so desirable.

"If this is another fake..." he ground out.

A set of dungeon guards were quick to assemble, barring the path between him and the Princess. One of the stocky Goomba's hopped forward.

"What...What happened to Lord Bowser?!"

Mario leisurely approached the entourage. "Fell in a lava pit. Again," he said.

The Goomba's slowly backed away, until one of them apparently found his courage. The short, arm-less goon charged forward and all at once, the rest followed.

Mario quickly leapt and the goons skidded to a halt. Just as they gazed upward, he had already fallen, striking his travel-worn shoes into the back of one Goomba's head. It hit the floor with a crack, and it twitched until it stopped moving all together. Mario was airborne again, landing on one head at a time. Damn, was he ever racking up points.

Princess Peach ran to the edge of her cell. She yearned to cheer Mario on, but all that came out were muffled shouts that went unheard.

Following one final landing, the remainder of the gaurds had bee dispatched--reduced to a steaming heap on the ground. Mario groaned tiredly and rubbed at his arms, stroking an injury that suddenly began to throb.

Mario came to a stop just short of the cell, gazing at the Princess long and hard. She stared back, feeling a tears well up in her eyes.

"It's really you," Mario whispered. Peach nodded. A key dangled in Mario's grasp, liberated from the Captain of the Goomba guards.

When Peach's savior stepped inside her prison, the knowledge that it was over finally hit her completely. The memories of loneliness, of longing to see him again bubbled to the surface, and when her bonds were cut and her gag removed, she exploded onto him.

Mario's eyes widened as Peach tackled him to the ground. Her weight on his body stung old wounds, but he pushed all that aside. Peach all but shoved her tongue down his throat as her hands hastily, inelegantly worked to undo his overalls. The woman was a princess in name, but here and now, she was a sex-driven animal.

"Right here. Right now. I can't wait. I won't!" she said fiercely between dives at his mouth. All the while, her hand trailed down to his hardened cock.

The sting hit Mario again, prompting him to grip Peach's sides and force her onto her feet, driving her back until they hit her suspended flat bed hard. Dungeon sex was all well and good, but he didn't lay siege to dozens of castles only to play sub on the bottom.

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Hope that wasn't too bad. Nyron~ :3

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 01:46 am UTC (link)
The Land Before Time.

Littlefoot/Cera.

Tarpit bondage.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 02:32 am UTC (link)
When Littlefoot heard Cera's desperate plea for help early that morning, he wasn't sure what to expect. Most of the time it was something silly, but he wasn't one to take chances when it came to his friends--even his more annoying ones.

Littlefoot was alone that day, but that didn't discourage him. He ran quickly towards the source of the cry, peering off the edge of a downward sloping hill. Not long off, a blot of dim yellow stood out in a puddle of black muck.

"Hang on Cera! I'm coming!" he cried. His voice echoed through the Valley, but all the adults were in a meeting today. It was up to him.

What began as a quick charge downhill soon turned into a quick roll as Littlefoot tripped over a small brush of undergrowth in the earth. He heard himself moan, the whole world spinning, before he finally hit the ground. Everything was a daze thereafter, but he could hear Cera calling his name.

He shook his head and rose up to his feet, finding it hard to put weight on one of his back legs. "Hang on," he huffed.

In the center of a foreign black muck, Cera fought vainly to free herself, but with her legs almost completely submerged, she couldn't budge an inch in any direction.

Littlefoot blinked slowly. It was a strange sight to behold, and whatever the black water was, Cera wasn't sinking any lower. It was shallow--she was in no real danger.

"Oh," Littlefoot sighed, limping closer.

Cera fixed him one of her nastiest glares. "What do you mean, 'oh?!' I'm stuck, here! Help me out already!"

"Umm..." Littlefoot bit his lip and circled the strange black water slowly, pondering his options. He stopped behind his young friend and tilted his head to the side curiously. This was a pickle. The put wasn't too wide--Cera's hind legs came just short of the edge--maybe he could feed her a sturdy branch and try to pull her out?

Cera swayed her tail in the air irately, huffing as she often did when a situatio got her worked up.

A long silence stretched between the two of them, before...

"Littlefoot! Hurry up and do something, already! What are you, dense? Is it really that hard?"

Littlefoot's anger began to swell. He didn't want to act too quickly and get them both stuck. Couldn't she understand that? Couldn't she think before she threw these mean tantrums? He watched her tail sway faster, more violently, until his eyes lowered to her butt.

Something inside Littlefoot perked. Then his chest began to feel heavy. He swallowed. My instincts...what... he shook his head and tried to go on thinking, but his heart was beating like a jackhammer in his chest.

"Littlefoot--aah!"

Suddenly Littlefoot punched forward, mounting Cera from behind. She tried to jerk free instinctively, but the black muck held her firmly.

"Littlefoot, what are you doing?!" she screamed, trying to fling him off with her tail.

The longneck moaned as he thrust into Cera. His hind legs slipped forward, dipping into the tar and sinking, but he didn't care.

Cera lowered her head as the thrusting of Littlefoot's cock became harder, more violent. A sickening taste filled her mouth as she unknowingly dipped her mouth into tar. From the corner of her eyes, she saw Littlefoot crane his neck forward until he was inches away from her cheek.

"C-Cera..." he moaned into her ear. She squealed back in reply--it was all she could do.

An hour's time would pass before the pair were found. And Littlefoot savored it.

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there, all done. Lulz, I fail at Dinosaur sex, but I tried :3 hopefully someone better will come along and give this a try too?

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 02:00 am UTC (link)
Disney Princess Orgy.

Videotaped. Bonus points for toys and light bondage.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 05:23 am UTC (link)
I second this.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 02:13 am UTC (link)
Esmeralda/Frollo from Hunchback of Notra Dame.

Forced, creepy religious sex.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 02:55 am UTC (link)
I just had to do it. Sorry for the epic fail, OP anon.
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Esmeralda struggled violently against the chains that bound her wrists together to the wall and her feet to the stone floor. "You undeniable bastard,"she spat out at Frollo. "Don't you dare touch me!"

He didn't seem to hear her as he babbled, to himself, "Oh Maria, please rid me of this sin, oh Maria, oh Maria," over and over again without end as he pulled away her clothing. The sound of cloth ripping filled her ears as she lashed out, trying to bite him, hurt him, get away from him.

"Quiet gypsy girl!"he finally snapped at her as he thrust into her. "You put this curse on me! Oh Maria, rid me of this sin!"

And then she screamed. Loudly, desperately, hoping that somebody, anybody out there was willing to help her escape from this madman.

Her throat was long hoarse by the time he was done cleansing himself of his sin.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 02:45 am UTC (link)
TALESPIN.

Baloo/Kid, airplane sex. DON'T FAIL ME ANON.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 02:46 am UTC (link)
TROLLS.

ORGY.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 02:46 am UTC (link)
Seven Dwarves and Snow White orgy! :D
I am such a sick minded person :(


or


Falco Lombardi/Katt Monroe from Star Fox ;) something easier and less dirty.

plus, pimped.

LOL also, deleted at first because I forgot to anony it :P

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 04:20 am UTC (link)
Spongebob Squarepants:

Spongebob/Patrick - bondage and rimming

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 06:03 am UTC (link)
Tommy/Jason
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Sex in uniform. In front of Zordon.

Come on. You know you've thought about the White Ranger and Red Ranger having some buttsecks.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 10:57 am UTC (link)
SECONDED.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 07:16 am UTC (link)
Scooby-Doo: Scooby and Daphne. I think the kink speaks for itself, yeah? In the back of the Mystery Machine, if you please, anon.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 11:44 am UTC (link)
My Little Ponies - Megan/any or all of the ponies. Vore, non-con, bondage.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 03:44 pm UTC (link)
RUGRATS!
wow this one is absolutely TERRIBLE:
phil/lil - twincest
tommy/spike - bestiality

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Pokémon
Pikachu/Ash
Electricity put to real use, if you catch my drift.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Does Pikachu have to be a pokémon? Or, in a pokémon form, I mean.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Rainbow Brite's Horse (what was its name? Starlight?)/Rainbow Brite

Dude, what more do you want? Um, okay. Felching and/or sounding.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Pokémon -> Gary/Ash
"Pet names" ( Ashyboy~? ;D ) and maybe a little vinewhip bondage.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Skeletor/Strawberry Shortcake

Humiliation, using tears as lubricant

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-20 05:19 am UTC (link)
"Pleeeeeease!" Skeletor wailed, as he cowered on the ground. "I'll do anything you saaaaaay!"

"Oh golly!" Strawberry said, giving him a big grin and clapping her hands in delight. "That would be berry polite of you, Mr Skeletor!"

"Don't hurt meeee!"

"Well, I think it might hurt a little," Strawberry told him, because she was a very honest little girl. And her strap-on was awful big. One might even say it was berry, BERRY big.

"Now," she said, "if you don't mind too much, Mr Skeletor, I think you should get your disgusting face in the dirt where I don't have to look at it. Oh! That's just super!"

Skeletor whimpered as he obeyed, pressing his face into the ground and lifting his vulnerable ass into the air. Strawberry had already made him remove his scant leather coverings. He was... exposed.

"Isn't this fun?" Strawberry giggled as she positioned her enormous jutting cock between his quivering virgin buttocks. Because of course he was a virgin - it was extra super fun that way!

"Now," Strawberry said, "take it! Take it like the little whining bitch you are!"

"OOOOOOOOH PLEEEEEEASE!" he squealed, rearing back in pain.

"Oh dear! You're a berry naughty boy, aren't you?" she said as she ploughed into his ass. "You sure do like this a whole lot. I think you want it harder, don't you, Mr Skeletor?"

"NoooOOOOOooo!!" He was sobbing now, streaks of mud down his wet, bony cheeks.

Strawberry reached a hand around his face, wrenching his head back as she gathered tears of pain and abject humiliation in her palm. They were like great big wet drops of shiny berry goodness! And then she shoved his head back into the ground and wrapped her hand around her dick as it pistoned in and out of him, coating it in Skeletor's misery.

Which made for a much smoother ride. Plus, the salty tears burned like a berry-fucker.

"After I'm done fucking your ass to shreds," Strawberry announced happily, "you're going to eat my berry patch like it's your last meal, aren't you?" Skeletor whimpered. "ANSWER ME BITCH."

"Yes," he snivelled. "Ooooh! The paaaaaiiiin!"

"That's it Mr Skeletor!" she encouraged him, her hips slamming into his. "Sing for your supper!"

AND THEY BOTH LIVED BERRY HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Buttercup/Bubbles/Blossom - any combination of those three.

Dub-con, or starting with non-con, with the other/s liking it by the end
creative bondage, no handcuffs or rope...maybe using the cord from that phone they have?

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Can it be Powerpuff Girls Z? D:

It would be anatomically easier.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Malefincent/Aurora, in that order, seduction, begging, rough sex

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Aurora/Malefincent, in that order, seduction, begging, rough sex

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Caillou/Tentacles.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM GOING TO BURN. DX

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Stephanie from Lazytown/anonymous gangrape

I KNOW SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE EIGHT BUT THE ACTRESS IS HOT SHUTUP.

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-17 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh god no. The chick with the pink hair? I knew this was coming, but it doesn't make it any easier to visualize.

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